Vegetable Victor Prints

Pumpkin Time!

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Queen of Quinoa

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Rap-scallions

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Onion Tears

Avocado Timeline

'He's all eyes!'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Your life is in great danger...

Gardener of the Year.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'Mom always told us to eat the greens!'

Middle Distance Runners