Vegetable Vanguard Prints

Close but No Cigar

"There, now will you eat your broccoli!?!"

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Queen of Quinoa

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

Avocado Timeline

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'He's all eyes!'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Pumpkin Time!

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Funny how we never seem to run out of vegetables."

Your life is in great danger...

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."