Verdict Victor Prints

'What do we win if we get it right?'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'Ah, the new pocket plaque's arrived.'

'Your honor, I believe the jury has reached a verdict!'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

Queen of Quinoa

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Corona Funeral

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Successful vaccination

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

Pumpkin Time!

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

"take your best shot, counselor."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Must you be so judgmental?

Court. You've been found guilty of defrauding your bank customers, therefore I'm imposing an adjustable-rate sentence!

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

Covid vs Vaccine