Verdict Victor Mugs

'What do we win if we get it right?'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'Ah, the new pocket plaque's arrived.'

'Your honor, I believe the jury has reached a verdict!'

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

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Corona Funeral

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

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'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"take your best shot, counselor."

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

We also find the defendant's lawyer guilty by association.

"Your Honor, it was a lot for any jury to be expected to believe...but we fell for it."

Decision on the flip of a coin...

Must you be so judgmental?

'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"Not guilty." "My client's statement does not necessarily reflect the opinion of Hodal, Brown McClintock, and Stoddard."

"Your Honor, we, the jury, find this one too close to call."

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'I'm sending you to Joliet for 15 years to think about what you did.'

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

'Yes, I robbed the bank -- but I was abused as a child by a bank teller.'