Vegan Lifestyle Celebration Gifts

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Two vegans, please."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Rob is a vegan.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

The Last Dinner

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Health Conscious Halloween

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Vegan Menu

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

Protesting Asparagus