Vegan Lifestyle Celebration Gifts

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Two vegans, please."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Rob is a vegan.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

The Last Dinner

Try our AMAZING Soups!

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

Health Conscious Halloween

Vegan Menu

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."

"Wait...you don't have a vegan option?"

'I'm actually a soy milky way.'

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Man in vegan retaurant: 'I'll eat anything with a pulse.'