Vegan Feast Explorer Prints

"Well, thanks for inviting us to a wonderful vegan meal and I think we're all agreed I've got to get a cell phone with better reception."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Macho Vegetarian

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Vegicurious

Festivus poles

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

May your Christmas be out of this world!

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"I'll have the vegan."

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

"The cow was a vegetarian."

"I've gone vegan."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"