Vegan Feast Explorer Pillows

"Well, thanks for inviting us to a wonderful vegan meal and I think we're all agreed I've got to get a cell phone with better reception."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Macho Vegetarian

The mission: Impossible burger.

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Vegicurious

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Festivus poles

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

May your Christmas be out of this world!

People sneaking into a Christmas tree farm.

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"I'm in the mood for meat."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I'll have the vegan."

"Night before Christmas or no night before Christmas, I feel like stirring."

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I've gone vegan."

"The cow was a vegetarian."