Vegetarian Diet Explorer Prints

"The cow was a vegetarian."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Macho Vegetarian

Nutritional Supplements.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

"We've gone glutton-free."

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

Vegicurious

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'I know why Max has suddenly turned vegetarian: His new girlfriend is a Fruit-Bat...'

Free Range / Deranged

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

Bar None

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"I know... everybody just assumes I'm a vegetarian."

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'

'It's okay - they're VITAMIN-ENRICHED chocolates!'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."