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Before/After

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Is there a vegan option?"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"How almond milk is made"

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Personally I wouldn't be seen dead in it.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'