Vatican Vibes T-Shirts

Pope still on tight shedule.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

The height of fashion in 1796

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Father

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'Ogg's quite the visionary.'

Musicians

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

The Eternal Question

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Sunblock

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Islington Angels.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"Kid's today!"

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Who's there?"

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

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