Vape Craftsman T-Shirts

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

The Vineyard

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

Waiting for retirement.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

I love embroidery

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

Education and Apprenticeships

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Multitool Knife

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Luthier

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Stage producer.

Raw Piano Bar

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Pinochio's Computer

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Pottery