Vape Craftsman Mugs

'I roll my own E-cigarettes."

The Vineyard

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Arts and crafts

"Lovely dovetail."

I love embroidery

Waiting for retirement.

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Bad Interview Technique

Multitool Knife

Education and Apprenticeships

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Luthier

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I had a cough at the time!'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Stage producer.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Barry turned his cats' disgusting habit into a lovely art form.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

Raw Piano Bar

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

Pinochio's Computer

"OK, now I want everybody to put their hands together and make something with tools!"

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.