Cv Craftsman Mugs

"Your resume says SOB, tell me more about that."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Lovely dovetail."

Arts and crafts

Waiting for retirement.

I love embroidery

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

'The grammar's awful and the spelling's atrocious - otherwise it's an impressive CV.'

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Posh Easter Egg

Education and Apprenticeships

Multitool Knife

The Sculptor

"Nice touch." - Resume playing music.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

Luthier

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Nick Offerman

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Darn you, you stupid hammer!

Home maintenance

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."