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"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Do me next."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Gene Therapy

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Non Thought For The Day.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."