Vampire Villa Visionary T-Shirts

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Do me next."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Life after death"

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Travelogue

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Gene Therapy

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Non Thought For The Day.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."