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"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Vlad the Impala

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Naming that Impala

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"You've been grinding your fangs."

Fresh Blood In Politics

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

Vampire Weekday

'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'