Vampire Mythos Aficionado Pillows

"Let me guess...the usual?"

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Vlad the Impala

'... And this is my cellar.'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

A vampire in a canoe.

Astral Projection

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

He looks so natural lying there...

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I know. But I think I can change him."