Vampire Hunter Mugs

Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

Ernie Eubanks, Salesman Extraordinaire and Vampire Killer.

He looks so natural lying there...

Amateur Vampire Hunters.

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

Do not disturb. Night worker

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Paranormal A-Z...

A vampire in a canoe.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Viking Loch Ness

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Channelling on the Cheap

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'