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Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"Just as I expected, Mrs Frimley. You've got vampires."

Ernie Eubanks, Salesman Extraordinaire and Vampire Killer.

He looks so natural lying there...

Amateur Vampire Hunters.

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

Do not disturb. Night worker

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Paranormal A-Z...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A vampire in a canoe.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Viking Loch Ness

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Channelling on the Cheap

Get on with it!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'