Value-conscious Capitalist Pillows

Add a touch of smart humor to their space with pillows featuring witty, finance-inspired designs. Perfect for the home or office, these pillows bring comfort and a clever nod to financial savvy.

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"I'll invest, but you must promise none of my money will go towards that Robert Mugabe."

"I'll invest, but you must promise none of my money will go towards that Robert Mugabe." mockup

"I'll invest, but you must promise none of my money will go towards that Robert Mugabe."

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"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes." mockup

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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First Church of the Almighty Dollar. mockup

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

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'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?' mockup

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

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"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?" mockup

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

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'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.' mockup

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

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The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign. mockup

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

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Big business is not evil

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World Economics

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"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?" mockup

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

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'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.' mockup

'This could be a very expensive operation — I'm going to refer you to the Federal Government.'

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"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders." mockup

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

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The scales between gluttony and hunger mockup

The scales between gluttony and hunger

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"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package." mockup

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

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'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.' mockup

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

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'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

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"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!" mockup

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

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Large cap funds

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"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement." mockup

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

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"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds." mockup

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

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Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig. mockup

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

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'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.' mockup

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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Big Shot - Bigger Shot

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"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?" mockup

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

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"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me." mockup

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

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Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs. mockup

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

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GDP

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Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces mockup

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

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National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated mockup

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

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'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

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