Competitive Capitalist Pillows

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

'You turned the company around. Unfortunately, it wasn't our company.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

Big business is not evil

'Don't take this the wrong way but I'm thinking of calling someone in to manage our future corporate acquisitions.'

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Large cap funds

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

GDP

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

"Where'd you get that?"

bag of money as a bicep

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'