Valkyries Gifts

Brunhilda in ring of fire

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Here comes our order.'

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Knight

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

Soldier and wife with a baby

Hunding

"You're taking this majestic falconry business too far, Rudolph."

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."

Brunhilde

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

'For Valentine's Day!'

Romantic Dreams

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

The Wizard.

Free Range Christmas Poultry

"I'm retired now"

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

So Sympathetic

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

Love Birds love cuddles

'MOM! -- Kevin's sticking pins in my Harry Potter doll!'