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Hunding

Brunhilda in ring of fire

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Knight Golfing

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

So you're a mocking bird...

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Bird Torture.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'I think he's lonely.'

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Princess Anne

The melting polar ice caps

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Jester Surgeon

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'