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Hunding

Brunhilda in ring of fire

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Knight Golfing

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

So you're a mocking bird...

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Bird Torture.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

The Frog Prince

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

'I think he's lonely.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

Princess Anne

The melting polar ice caps

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Jester Surgeon

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'