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Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Wotan with eye patch

TV jester.

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

King and Jester

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Decaying corpse

"One blackbird pizza?"

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Viking warrior has admirer.

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Cleopatra

"Personally I enjoyed your biting satire!"

'I don't know. Neo-monarchism sounds good...'

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'When I accepted full responsibility, that was just a manner of speaking!'