Vagabond Voyager T-Shirts

'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Obsession with the Internet.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

A giant glass of red wine

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Internet Cafe.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Red Wine

Lizard Amusement Park

"It's a hybrid!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Volcanic ash...

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Cat Playing 10th Life.