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'Looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the street this morning.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Obsession with the Internet.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Internet Cafe.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

A giant glass of red wine

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Red Wine

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

Lizard Amusement Park

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"It's a hybrid!"

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Volcanic ash...

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Hot Towel Web Service

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

Cat Playing 10th Life.