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Great Urban Sprawl

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

A man looks up at the earth

King Kongs first christmas

Giant slug attacks a city

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Blok drives by New York City.

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Netsukes of New York.

Right Here

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Go Back to New York

Poet's Corner

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Zen Wall Street.

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Street musician enterprises.

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

For All The Detroit Haters.

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

Urban therapy.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Snowman Building

Park Avenue

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'