Vaccination Vigilante Gifts

"How dare you not invite my Jimmy because he's got headlice! This is medical discrimination!"

Great Master. Here is the H1N1 flu vaccine. Better you than me Bud.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

New scenario with the vaccine

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

Guns won't help

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Snow globe vaccine

Vaccine shortage in Europe

"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Anti-Vaxer

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Ebola Clinic

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

VACCINATION REFUSAL

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

Russian Roulette Spunik

Humanity vs. Corona

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."