Covid Vigilante Gifts

"If you cave COVID I'm going to kill you."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

The new global mantra flag for the future

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

You can relax now.

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

America is first!

The Covid Tail

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

Guns won't help

'Okay - maybe we have a little problem here...'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Anti-Vaxer

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

Ebola Clinic

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale