Pandemic Vigilante Gifts

"But I haven't finished panicking about Monkeypox yet!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

The new global mantra flag for the future

You can relax now.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"Want to score some flu shots.?"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

Anti-Vaxer

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

I've got to monitor all chatter in the cafe to prevent future pastry thefts. I don't know … What if you've got a scone thief for a neighbor, or a friend, or even a family member? Sure, today it's just a scone. But the next attack could be huge – the big one! You don't mean … Hoagie. They're trying to destroy our whole way of life.

'Drugs' 'Viruses'.

Guns won't help

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

Ebola Clinic

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence. I wish I had emotions like people do. I wish I could think as logically as people do. I'd like to take a walk along the shoreline without rusting. Storing energy in a battery rather than a pot belly would be nice. Having a sense of humor would be fun. The ability to selectively delete memories would be great to have. I wish I didn't have to worry about digital viruses. I wish I didn't have to worry about biological viruses.

Fair readers, please accept these personal tips for remaining healthy and germ free. Public service announcement! Keep your stress low. Exercise, eat right, hydrate and try to get a little affection in your life, if you get my meaning. If you use someone else's computer, wipe down the keyboard with alcohol to kill the germs. Ditto with the mouthpiece of a borrowed cellular phone. Don't touch anything or anyone. Bathe yourself in hand sanitizer. Don't leave the house, and if you do, don't inhale

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"I do wish they'd hurry up with that vaccine, so I can get back to worrying about dying of something else."

Swine Flu danger as a pandemic

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

Keep out - Covid-19

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."