Vacationing Geek Pillows

Geek Beach

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Who can we call?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Business Vacation.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Halloween in Bath

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

A. Einstein. E = MC2. Yes, I do space-time research, but that doesn't mean I know how to get you out of your timeshare contract.

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Trainspotters.

NASA rocket disturbs aliens

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

Stanley Middleton

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

"Carstairs...I firmly believe that things could be worse."

Computer at airline terminal is used to Google Up Your Luggage.

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

"One day, I'd like to settle down."