Vacationing Geek Pillows

Geek Beach

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Who can we call?"

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Business Vacation.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Halloween in Bath

A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"It does Morton a world of good to get away for a while."

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

Trainspotters.

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

'Yes, I did say I wanted to go somewhere off the beaten path, but this may be a little too far off.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

NASA rocket disturbs aliens

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'It's quiet now but just you wait until the season starts.'

Stanley Middleton

"Remember when you said 'retirement' was a dirty word?"

Sounds of the Stock Market Crashing...

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

"Carstairs...I firmly believe that things could be worse."

"One day, I'd like to settle down."

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'