Vacationer With A Punch Pillows

Resort town boxing champs

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Newton's vacation

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Overdoing it.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

Scene on the English coast.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

John takes a personivacation.

Seaside

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

1930's bather.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"We'll see you soon, kids! Your mother and I have won a romantic cruise for two on some man's huge ark."

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

'It'll be a working vacation.'

'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'

Hiker and the Rodents.

'Do you have anywhere abroad, but like England in 1957.'

'This is totally bananas!'