Age-defying Vacationer Pillows

'This will teach you to lie about your age !'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Climate change

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Newton's vacation

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

Overdoing it.

Scene on the English coast.

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

Seaside

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

1930's bather.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Salesman on Holiday

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Optimistic Aging...

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."