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'If people want proper legal advice they've got to expect to cover our overheads...'

Claus 2.0

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Country Bumpkin.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Book Shop.

'Hello - goodbye.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Cottage cupcakes.

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Lucky car.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."

The Maypole's state couch

"I'm looking for a car that drives itself."

Robot News: best places to work

The emigrants