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'If people want proper legal advice they've got to expect to cover our overheads...'

Claus 2.0

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Country Bumpkin.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Book Shop.

'Of course it's sold so well, every time I hide my wife's copy she buys another.'

Raymond Queneau

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

'Hello - goodbye.'

Lucky car.

Cottage cupcakes.

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

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The emigrants

"I'm looking for a car that drives itself."

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."

Dalek gardening...

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'