Vacation Risk-takers T-Shirts

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

Holiday time.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pina Coladas

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Tourists in Egypt

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

The Desert Island Package

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

"Honey, run!"

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Commuter on the Orient Express

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Florida Golf.

'I need a Vacation.'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.