Vacation Risk-takers Prints

'It's a good thing Dad's with us - We could have been in trouble by ourselves!'

Holiday time.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pina Coladas

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Tourists in Egypt

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Summertime.

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

The Desert Island Package

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Your first cruise then, mate?'

"Honey, run!"

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

Commuter on the Orient Express

"Alright girls, let's go back to the pasture before the farmer realizes I let you go to the beach today..."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

Florida Golf.

'I need a Vacation.'

You need to relax. Take this prescription to any travel agent.