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'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

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"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

Seagulls landing

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"So... how was Disneyland?"

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

As the crow flies cab co.

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

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'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.