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'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'

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"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

"Back at work and ready to go-get-'em after a two-week vacation at O'Hare."

"You simply must tell me about that African Vacation you took!"

Seagulls landing

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"So... how was Disneyland?"

'What I did on summer vacation. In a word - video games.'

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

'The following video contains scenes of swearing and violence' - Family holiday

'Oh, those are just for show. We don't have electricity.'

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

"What this book lacks in content it more than makes up for in the reflective quality of its pages."

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

As the crow flies cab co.

This definitely qualifies as a holiday from hell.

Ibiza Reunion - "Remember us? The Patersons?"

"Sorry Ma'ma, but I got caught inside a car for a few hours. I just managed to escape when they opened the window: Where am I?"

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

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