Car Crash Storyteller T-Shirts

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

In case of stock market crash break glass.

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

"I can help you - I'm a para-legal."

"And hold the mayo."

'It doesn't work...'

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

'I swear this self driving car is falsifying it's records to avoid an insurance rate hike."

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

'Oh, no -- not again!'

Man crashes his car before leaving the driveway because he forgot his glasses.

'I'm afraid its a classic case of seaside blowback.'

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Don't get involved.'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

On this Day in 1959 Life suddenly gave lemons to Bob Muscovitch, a Detroit engineer. Sadly, Bob did not have a chance to make lemonade.

"We can't go on meeting like this. It's costing you a fortune in repairs."

'Maybe his name is Sue?'

"Don't worry. The mechanic says he can fix the car as soon as he gets it out of the wall."

'You call that teaching?'

Dinosaur crossing sign.

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

'No, something really slinky -- I wrecked the car!'