V-neck Enthusiast T-Shirts

V-Neck painter.

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"1-1"

"Perhaps this slide whistle can better illustrate what this graph is telling us."

"...until death do you a favor."

Turtle Trailer Court

'Brains...brains...brains...'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Why giraffes hate winter

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Consumption Graph.

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Just interrupt me if you have a question.'

Economic Prosperity

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Sam's Venison.

The Poet.

Turning a business graph around to get a positive reading.

'Do you promise to love, honor, and kiss the bed covers goodbye?'

'Fortunately, the sales department did not receive this sales projection report.'

"And this slide represents what our sales growth would look like if we hadn't screwed it up so bad."

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

'I refuse to say 'Cross my heart and hope to die'.'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

'It was love at first sight!'

"For better for worse. For richer for poorer. I sickness and in health....I warned you these vows were extremely graphic."