Long-neck Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Don't worry, I can see the green...'

"1-1"

"WHich one is mine?"

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Why giraffes hate winter

Happy Brithday

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Rapunzel as a child.

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Man on tube using dreadlock as support.

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.

Rail PLC - 'We're investing in bottlenecks.'

'Cattle Driver.'

Backseat GPS. - 'Are we there yet?!'

'It's a note from the fish: 'We're on holiday, no flies for two weeks.''

"We need to go shorter, Louie. I'm getting squirrels again."

V-Neck painter.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"It's his own unique version of working remotely!"

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

"Sorry sir, they only come in the one size."

"Let's call it a day."

'It's a long shot, but there's always a chance we can get a sports franchise.'

'I can sit on it now - What's more, the bubblegum's nearly grown out.'