Ux Designer Gifts

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"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

Meet the People of the Internet

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

"Do you think the UX is sufficiently unpleasant?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Copycats

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'