Utterly Apocalyptic Adventurer Gifts

Turf War on West 49th Street

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

Shoot For The Moon

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"...it's another metal detector."

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Astronaut

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

'Why are you putting laundry soap into the proton anti-matter warp drive engine?'

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

Sam Jackson

"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."