Utility Warrior T-Shirts

Dress your utility warrior in a t-shirt that celebrates their resourcefulness—fun, clever, and ideal for every DIY project or everyday adventure. Show off their strong spirit with style.

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'Why don't you just go quietly? After all, they've only come about the water rates!'

'Why don't you just go quietly? After all, they've only come about the water rates!' mockup

'Why don't you just go quietly? After all, they've only come about the water rates!'

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'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?' mockup

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

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'Because oil is so expensive I've had to go back to using coal.'

'Because oil is so expensive I've had to go back to using coal.' mockup

'Because oil is so expensive I've had to go back to using coal.'

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Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners..

Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners.. mockup

Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners..

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Electricity prices

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Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible. mockup

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

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"Not so smart now are you!"

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"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system." mockup

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!" mockup

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

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"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?" mockup

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month. mockup

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

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'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.' mockup

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

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"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..." mockup

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

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"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs." mockup

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

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'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?'' mockup

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

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"Neversource"

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'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.' mockup

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

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Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men. mockup

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

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"Read me one more, Daddy!"

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"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer." mockup

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

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"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?" mockup

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

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Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

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