Utility Avenger Gifts

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Noise Pollution

"I think your idea of stress relief is drastic!"

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Gas Bill

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Chemical Waste.

Health and safety nightmare.

'Oh that's real nice! - And what about die process?'

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

'Boy, has it ever been a long day. I only took an hour for lunch.'

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'Revenge will be mine.'

Wicked E number in an ingredients

Lobster bib: lobster monster!

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

'OK, give him a shove.'

'Because oil is so expensive I've had to go back to using coal.'

Dog swatting fly with ears.

Stork delivering shoes.

Moaning makes you a magnet for other moaners..

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

"Miss Jones. You can't report me for sexual harassment just because I offered you a pay rise."

"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."