Useless Facts Prints

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

The Lemmings of Montauk

The Month of July

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Superstition City

"If you are a Pulitzer-prize winner, press 1. All others, please press 2."

"Wow! I never knew the Vancouver Island marmot is among the rarest animals in the world! Pretty cool, huh?"

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Wayne. Wayne once sat in a bath full of jelly for 24 hours.'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

BARBER

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"But you really can't trust the media."

"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."

"So Carruthers!...it wasn't a legend after all!"

"The sudden resignation caught many by surprise. 'I wish to spend more time with my family,' he said. When contacted, his family replied, 'Who?'"

'This says that under certain conditions cows become combustible... I'd hate to be one of those.'

The Man Who Knew Way Too Much

'Huh. Listen to this. 'While our eyes remain the same size, our noses and ears continue to grow throughout our lives.''

"This is a mine of useless information."

Funky Facts: Dogs.

HEARSE XING

'Come back you fool! That is just a myth! We lemmings don't really do that!'

Over 2500 left handed people die each year using products designed for right handed people.

The Misinformed Pageant - "The capital of Mexico is Mexico town..." "The duck is the largest flightless bird..." "Consuming buttered scones can lead to pregnancy."

World's tallest potato contest