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"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

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"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Terry had a computer bug.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'New Game'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

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'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

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"He's an indoor cat."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'