Urban Witchcraft Lovers Prints

"Our cauldron developed a rust hole."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"At least she's reading."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Just browsing."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

A voodoo doctor.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'