Modern Witchcraft Enthusiast Prints

'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'

'I only got a cellphone because of the kids.'

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Spell Check

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

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Rocket and Witch Race

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'She's still a novice yet.'

Witches Checkout.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

A voodoo doctor.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."