Modern Witchcraft Enthusiast Mugs

'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'

'I only got a cellphone because of the kids.'

Spell Check

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

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Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Devi's brew?"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

Witches Checkout.

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

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A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

Fear of Flying Seminar

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witch dice.