Witchcraft Aficionado Mugs

"If you don't have any small children, you can substitute mushrooms."

'Oh great. Now the FDA is regulating safety coated caplets of eyes of newt.'

"...Fox hunting on a Tuesday; witch hunting on a Thursday!"

'You have too much tied up in real estate... especially gingerbread houses.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Regular/Organic Cauldrons.

'It needs venom.'

'Knock off the Halloween candy!'

"And a piece of algae for Omega-3."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Air Hag.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"So...you drive stick."

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

'I have no reliable statistics on brooms crashing but you almost never hear about one.'

"I like the book club. I just think it was more fun when we were a coven."

"...bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

Witch on broom followed by birds.

'Which is it - do people hate us because we dress this way, or do we dress this way because people hate us?'

Witch's Brew.

'Get off and milk it!'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

'I cause anxiety? but I have anxiety.'

Witch vowing to choose warmer climate

Traffic Lights

"When you say everything is 'Wicked good' it feels like you're patronizing us."

Witches of LA

"Wait a minute...you did WHAT to those who missed the sales targets??!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Wicked Witch Dating Site

"I told you not to text and fly!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"Does the 5 Second Rule apply to eye of newt?"

"Introvert."