Urban Witchcraft Lovers Pillows

"Our cauldron developed a rust hole."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

100% carbon neutral

A Club Sandwitch.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'She's still a novice yet.'

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Witch dice.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.